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Old Dec 09, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #1
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Rule: Post a quote. One per day per person, but more if they're REALLY good. This thread is mainly meant to be quotes from people you actually know, which require at least a partial backstory to be even remotely funny.

My quote for today:
IW mesmer, about enchant stacking: "Stack? Isn't that something you see in error messages?"
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 07:45 PM // 19:45   #2
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If by special forces you mean they ride the short a.p.c then yes they are
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #3
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"If I could save the Union without freeing a single slave, I would do it"

The "Great Emancipator"- Abraham Lincoln
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 08:15 PM // 20:15   #4
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"MMMMMM..... Donuts"

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Old Dec 09, 2005, 08:17 PM // 20:17   #5
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-My first words...
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #6
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"Carpe diem" said by lots of people, it means "seize the day". That means get off the couch and do some exercise, get a job and clean the bathroom right NOW!
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 08:20 PM // 20:20   #7
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This is the motto I live by:

"Never take life seriously, no one gets through it alive anyway."
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #8
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i live by this quote, "YOU ARE WORTHLESS, ALEC BALDWIN!!!!!"
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 08:24 PM // 20:24   #9
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.. well im not one for quotes, but i guess i could post one " Im a man but i can change if i have to i guess." - Who else but the great Red Green could come up with something like this?
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #10
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #11
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I hate video games - jack thompson LOL
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 11:55 PM // 23:55   #12
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Old Dec 11, 2005, 01:13 AM // 01:13   #13
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"RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing ranger" - random mesmer in CA on my Interrupt Ranger
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Old Dec 11, 2005, 01:46 AM // 01:46   #14
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Old Dec 11, 2005, 01:47 AM // 01:47   #15
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"You show up late to an exam on a topic you haven't studied for in a course that doesn't exist, with a purple crayon, and your blue book is made of pudding, and you aren't wearing any pants."

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Old Dec 11, 2005, 03:25 AM // 03:25   #16
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Old Dec 11, 2005, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #17
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Before you judge someone always walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do judge them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Why do the call the small candy bars funsize when its more fun to eat a big one?
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Old Dec 11, 2005, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #18
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Old Dec 11, 2005, 04:23 AM // 04:23   #19
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Old Dec 11, 2005, 04:31 AM // 04:31   #20
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What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOs, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Marsellus, from the best movie ever...Pulp Fiction
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